i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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