What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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