hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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