Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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