he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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