it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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