He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
