That's when you crack a 10am beer
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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