D3 body, D1 cock
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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