Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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