I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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