Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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