says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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