pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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