You surviving the open bar?
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For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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