I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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