I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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