Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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