What should our trivia night team be named?
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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