I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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