This girl is more easily done than said...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize
