Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
