I'm going to jail i love you
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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