we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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