do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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