Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hope mine doesn't look like that
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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