u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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