I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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