It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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