oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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