At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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