she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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