no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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