I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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