just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You ever have a fart follow you around?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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