Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
His nipple licking is glorious
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