Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize