Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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