Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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