you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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