Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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