then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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