you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
