My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Dignity is for republicans.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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