the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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