I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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