Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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