do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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