His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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