Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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