Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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