I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
As shirtless as possible
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Do I have a choice?
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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