i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
And then he peed in my hair
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