Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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