I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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